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Ferocious
02:18
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-Step Dad(Real Dad)-
You're not my real dad
you're just my step dad
you're just my step dad
so step back
STEP BACK
You're not my real dad
and you're a dick bag
you're just a step dad
so step back
STEP BACK
You're not my real dad
so you can't tell me what to do
when my real dad gets out of jail
he's gonna find and kill you
you're not my real dad
i wish you were dead
so step aside step dad
and watch me shred
you're not my real dad
fucking step dad
I hope you get stabbed
in the chest
near the heart
you're not my real dad
don't care what mom says
I'll snap your dick in half
snap snap
snip snap
you're not my real DAD
you're just my STEP DAD
your're just my STEP DAD
so STEP BACK STEP-
-Denim and Plaid(And Mad at My Dad)-
Denim and Plaid and mad at my dad
God damn my life's fucking sad
This house is an Apartheid State
my parents have to leave so I can masturbate
This town is a Gaza Strip
it's an open air prison and I'm sick of it
Denim
Plaid
Mad
Dad
God
Damn
Life
Sad
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You gotta wash your pussy
It smells too much
You gotta wash your pussy
or I won't touch
You gotta wash your pussy
It smells too much
You gotta wash your pussy
or I'm gonna lose my lunch
Wash the vulva once a day
if you wish to keep that stank away
Clean the folds of your clitoris
and your pink will be my business
Wash your vagina and then your brown eye
to reduce the risk of a uti
These measures are prevantative
No scented soaps because your sensative
You gotta wash your pussy
I can't stress this enough
You gotta wash your pussy
It ain't that tough
Pussy still stank
It is the worst
The only explanation is dat it cursed
Front to back not side to side
or you'll wake the demons that reside
Don't scrub to hard or you'll break the seal
and that dark lord Zuul will reapear
Your organ is the fountain of youth
so do it harm with a chemical douche
Don't shave too much and keep in gleaming
Like a real nice oven, ladies, it's self cleaning
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4. |
Just the Facts
00:11
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Well my sister's black boyfriend
treats her like slime
but I can't beat him up
cause it's a hate crime
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5. |
SHRED CITY
02:45
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Mayor: From this day forth, there shall be no more shredding!
Townspeople: NOOOOooooo!
You tryina take my shred?
you betta think again
I'll just move away
and make a city out of shred
we'll pave the streets with strats
we'll live inside our amps
inside our big huge amps
you can't tell us what to do
to hell with your building codes
we'll build this city with our rock!
They tried to take our shred away
That's why we're gonna move away
now that we have our own citaaaay
I can just plug in and shred all day
e yeah e yeah e heah hhhhhhh
(shred, shred, shred, shred)
You can take this shred FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!
So if you city sucks
you better make like us
you better move away
move your ass to shred citaaaay
They'll never find you here
Now you're in the clear.
go on and rock away because
shred city has been condemned
no one ever bothers us
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6. |
Entitlementz
03:07
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7. |
Hey Kids!
01:05
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Hey Kids!
Do you like to dance?
Then hop into my van
and take off your pants!
Never thought I'd have so much fun
in this magical mystery van
but the magic doesn't work if you tell your (my) parents
so don't tell your (my) parents, please
Hey Officer!
Nothing going on here
just me and some kids
and a case of bee---
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8. |
We Gotta Bomb Em
04:19
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9. |
Never Laugh
02:58
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Last year of school
gonna graduate
it's going great
couldn't ask for a better life
You said you'd never laugh
but that all changed when I peed my pants
in class
you laughed
You said you'd never laugh again.
And then I pooped them.
my pants
in class
you laughed
You swore you'd never laugh again
but then I pooped them
You swore you'd never laugh again
but then i pooped them
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11. |
LoDiDoDi
03:59
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Gertrude Pritzi and the Robalzotan Michigan
We do not rehearse. We improvise every song. With sturgical precision we pull the music out of our souls.
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