Name: Public Cervix Announcement
Duration: P00H01M41S
Description: Finally, all the things young women need to know about vaginal hygiene in one catchy toon!

Public Cervix Announcement

from Ferocious by Gertrude Pritzi and the Robalzotan

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Finally, all the things young women need to know about vaginal hygiene in one catchy toon!

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You gotta wash your pussy
It smells too much
You gotta wash your pussy
or I won't touch
You gotta wash your pussy
It smells too much
You gotta wash your pussy
or I'm gonna lose my lunch

Wash the vulva once a day
if you wish to keep that stank away
Clean the folds of your clitoris
and your pink will be my business
Wash your vagina and then your brown eye
to reduce the risk of a uti
These measures are prevantative
No scented soaps because your sensative

You gotta wash your pussy
I can't stress this enough
You gotta wash your pussy
It ain't that tough

Pussy still stank
It is the worst
The only explanation is dat it cursed

Front to back not side to side
or you'll wake the demons that reside
Don't scrub to hard or you'll break the seal
and that dark lord Zuul will reapear

Your organ is the fountain of youth
so do it harm with a chemical douche
Don't shave too much and keep in gleaming
Like a real nice oven, ladies, it's self cleaning

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from Ferocious, released August 30, 2014

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We do not rehearse. We improvise every song. With sturgical precision we pull the music out of our souls.
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